by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 826thMost Influential: 2,702ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,749th
The Commonwealth of
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Liberty, Freedom, and Beauty
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Population527 million

CapitalEslatani City

CurrencyEslatanian Dollars

The Commonwealth of Eslatani is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 527 million Eslatanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eslatani City. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eslatanian economy, worth 56.6 trillion Eslatanian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 107,319 Eslatanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime is totally unknown. Eslatani's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eslatani is ranked 87,457th in the world and 3,799th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,441.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 826thTop
Most Influential: 2,702ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,014thLargest Retail Industry: 7,279thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,531stMost Armed: 9,285thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,893rdMost Secular: 10,761stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,036thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,749thHighest Drug Use: 16,604thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,560thMost Developed: 18,888thNicest Citizens: 18,931stMost Rebellious Youth: 20,354thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,215thMost Inclusive: 22,343rd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 240th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 339th in the regionMost Armed: 345th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 370th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 396th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 574th in the regionMost Secular: 574th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 608th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 614th in the regionRudest Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 802nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 837th in the regionMost Influential: 853rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 942nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 962nd in the regionMost Developed: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eslatani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Eslatani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, Leader is considering changing the Eslatanian flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 204 » Shibutani, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Jamgra, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Sundred, Manticore utopia, Siwale, Pazair, Hamerica, Wooleystan, New Lakemba, Walter Jackson, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, Unsophisticate, Lux Conos, The Rhein States, PotatoFarmers, Empy, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Chukstik Illahi, Dangine, Fauzjhia, Holy Oranz, Astal Aavors, Omnistria, The Calabash Protectorate, Zzozona, Dabarastan, Arichia, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Lemonbiscuits, Dar es Saalam, Sikol, Shinjuku tokyo 0, David Davidson, The Bureaucratic Territories, Guer Aike, Zumlandia, Corfad, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, and 154 others.Praeceps, Loutsland, 1 very fast endotarter, United Draconia, Kocherian, Simone Republic, Highton Islands, Dicko, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Xipher, Ethnon, BrightFutures, Artemis Selene, Necromonia, Buckhem, Etanur, Pallaith, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Daiz, Aeolist, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kingdom of Witcheria, Malta Comino Gozo, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Principia Mathematica, Erubetia, North Bratislava, French Bananastan, Pigeonstan, Aoncarpa, Andexia, Arlens Apartment, Prydania, Cowbridge, Revolutionary Sealand, Schnuftelland, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, WeKnow, Potatolandium, Eastern Cous Empria, Solskjar, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, East Akra, Westinor, Wit Noreis, Panama Coalition, Pleroma Sans Romans, Seanat, Yokciq Empire, Ihsan, Moubarakistan, Zeternia, Napnomadia, Yukti, Pokemanland, Clan Spaniel, U S Eh, Shadowrik, Neu-Galicia, Libertania Democratica, Heilhum Imperius, Yalkan, Noesantara, Sunto, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Valhalla123, Vincone Cae, Vathnutum, Votak Matim, Kenaniahistan, Innocentic, Wilkshire, McMasterdonia, Maclare, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Draconian Progression, Xagill, Harjad, Eywaan, Daulatpur, Smesh, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Tyirza, Aerilia, Avastate, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Healiopolis, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, New Octicarg, Nouvelle-Floride, Lulubellia, Snottelling, Outer Shenendoah, Shizzy, Nuevo Navarre, Valentine Z, Glanst, Elvoreto, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Jestings, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Maott, Sopernia, Abonland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, A Die, Loli County, The Clever Crow, A Salmon Named Harold, New Volta, Republica Guilleana, Boston Castle, Upper East Antarctica, Wisconsota, Jerzykowo, Madjack, Viridiann, Joodey, Eurochina, Former English Colony, Religioncord, Pytong, Lubi Islands, Seenvorland, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Testnation223, Bankowiata, Arloria, Kazoo Basin, The Unified Missourtama States, Caffeinetopia, Dai Nippon Yamato, Sardona, Venicea, Ozstan, Kelvaros Prime, and The Stratosphere Islands.

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