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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 438thMost Influential: 724thMost Devout: 8,271st
The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population5.34 billion

CapitalSt Charleston
LeaderJohn Monroe

CurrencyEskvennian Dollar

The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of Eskvenn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Monroe with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.34 billion Eskvennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Charleston. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 508 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,209 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 230,445th in the world and 7,905th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.81 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 438thMost Influential: 724thTop
Most Devout: 8,271stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,499thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,459thMost Cultured: 14,907thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,888thBest Weather: 20,346thHealthiest Citizens: 20,395thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,013thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 22,817thLowest Crime Rates: 23,617th
Most Influential: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 231st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 379th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 423rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 428th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 481st in the regionLargest Populations: 603rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 654th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 682nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 692nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 704th in the regionBest Weather: 705th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 707th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 719th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 747th in the regionMost Developed: 777th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 815th in the region

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