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Most Conservative: 5,988thMost Authoritarian: 15,462ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,796th
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Eskitove

Population8.262 billion

CapitalSnowcove

CurrencyEre
AnimalRattlesnake

The Empire of Eskitove is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.262 billion Eskitoveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowcove. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The strong Eskitovean economy, worth 438 trillion Eres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,128 Eres, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, if a tree falls in the forest Leader is personally notified, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Eskitove. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Eskitove's national animal is the Rattlesnake.

Eskitove is ranked 176,797th in the world and 2nd in Verilisis for Most Stationary, with 85.9115075166 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 15,462ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,796thLargest Mining Sector: 25,667th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eskitove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eskitove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eskitove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eskitove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eskitove altered its national flag.
  • : Eskitove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eskitove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eskitove's influence in Verilisis fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : Eskitove's influence in Verilisis rose from "Apprentice" to "Hermit".
  • : Eskitove relocated from Osiris to Verilisis.

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