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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 828thHighest Drug Use: 1,951stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,954th
The Federation of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Puŋ, ŧŋ q i̋mda (Free, Strong and Stable)
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.96 billion

LeaderŊ̈arə Ĵeb


The Federation of Eski is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ŋ̈arə Ĵeb with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.96 billion Eskis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Śjm. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eski economy, worth 891 trillion pres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 179,799 pres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Śjm, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Eski pirates. Crime is totally unknown. Eski's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eskism.

Eski is ranked 105,218th in the world and 722nd in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,482.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 828thHighest Drug Use: 1,951stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,954thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,553rdNicest Citizens: 2,595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,715thMost Inclusive: 2,815thMost Efficient Economies: 2,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,619thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,779thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,808thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,902ndMost Influential: 3,921stMost Developed: 4,086thMost Pacifist: 4,136thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,297thSmartest Citizens: 4,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,951stLargest Governments: 5,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,359thBest Weather: 5,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,728thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,029thMost Cultured: 6,292ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,826thRudest Citizens: 7,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,792ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,008thHighest Average Incomes: 9,118thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,915thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,747thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,404thMost Secular: 13,533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,858thSafest: 15,522ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,809thLargest Retail Industry: 19,303rdHealthiest Citizens: 20,849thHighest Economic Output: 21,115th
Highest Drug Use: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 61st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Pacifist: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 95th in the regionRudest Citizens: 102nd in the regionNudest: 102nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eski, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Eski pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Śjm.
  • : Eski was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Hansereul.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Eski was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Eski was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Historically accurate land of memes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 213 » Monkistan, Thracia and Crimea, Invernessia, Imperium Anglorum, Enway, Northern German Federation, Pilipinas and Malaya, Meropis, Noristoniaka, New Hevania, Apabeossie, Outer Sparta, Galway-Dublin, Saint Domingo, Someseni, Rheinland-Westphalia, Brakanistan, Wiener-Neustadt, Cath Slar, Elisabethshagen, Ausvelt, Shaor, The Oriental Empire, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Azitupia, Destyntine, Christian Terra, Gor Kebab, Greater Icelandia, ENOTRIA, Wombelland, Yahlia, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, Great Hanover, Viktorias, Leiningerland, Regnum Italiae, Maritzal, Nardin, Ashckar, Dauershire, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Atheara, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Martelon, Bareu, Quentenia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Elania Kingdom, and 163 others.Valtrona, Republic of Satherland, Saiwania, Northwest Isles, Maanenland, Super Happy Land, Turkenia, Corosky, GanymedEuropa, Asparagusia, Lieges, Exori Vis, Dalmannia, Walfo, Kanokla, San Guglielmo, Umeria, Canovium, Thracia Republic, Yoannes, Kalifer and Baska, The Champions League, Nevelja, Kyrica, Domton, Grodisze, Dorenstad, Rogueda, Sloburg, Deftern, Ostermarch, The Templar Papal New State, Chioganah, Trixeland, Hafrsa, The New Mexican Confederation, Owlograd, Esvonia, Ivernia, Chronus, Slavonia and Srijem, Hverland, Maraleeri, IllyrianAlbania, North of Americas, South Douninitia, The Pontic State, Nuweland, Neuchateau, Loendersteer, The New Dawn Imperium, Litalia Vala, Eastern Greenlands, Saint Pallas, Diets, United Communes of Chile, Novabritannia, Eritei, Germany Third Reich, Dark Matter, Abject Ludicrosity, Weeddialvon, The Seven Provinces, Stumphosse Res, Titoist Yugoslavia, Transthysciam, South St Maarten, The-British-Isles, Leszno, Jim the Baptist, Skorvalia, Leranditale, Falvaard, Weltbeherrschung, Arorska, Boldia, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, St Scarlett, Puerto Thelosia, Montagne Riche, Pinenses, Nea Europa, Gerarvania, Parliamentary Laramidia, Socialist Soviet Armenia, The Scandinavian Realm, Carignanum, Escalver, Dipretorian, Romana Imperium de Italia, Heermiinaa, Evergreen Keys, Greater Tomland, Irminsulia, Mons Graupius, Betasia, Desibia, Ansington, Godefargen, Purgatio, Thils, Wessex and Cornwall, The New Nordic Union, Durlia, An Clar, Jahass, Demon666, Uzbek Khan, Eco-Paris Reformation, Rivierenland, Mynox, New Ylicia, Savinecross, Soviet Taoistan, New Petra, New Eestiball, Amicities, Slovanov, Othenhiem, Toaddia, Migurson, Continental Social Democrats, Bombastion, Velosia, New Malita, Nova Babilonia, Lovisa, South Villotla, Linsenmitspaetzlistan, A Thousand Mosquitoes, Greater Dragunovia, Woschia, Northwest North Dakota, Jebatga, Gliesetonia, Nuevo Europa, Sebygang, Gelais, The Albanian Provinces, Neurks Boodal, Thanianberg, Zulrich, Lizberzand, European Narrra, En Hassik, Maalat, Lillistroniralocksne, The Brabants, Bohomo, Emynia, Stromia, Nazakhstan Empire, New Sloverica, Shicksal, Athori, Anglo-Francios, Berlin and Hanover, Anmola, The Anarchist Masses, Nvmantia, R20, Historically accurate land of memes, and Hansereul.

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