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Highest Drug Use: 119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 235thRudest Citizens: 247th
The Kingdom of
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Eshialand

Population9.53 billion

CapitalEshialand City
LeaderKing William I
FaithPastafarianism

Currencydollar
Animalowl

The Kingdom of Eshialand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King William I with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.53 billion Eshians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eshialand City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,169 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 227,670 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 775,779 per year while the poor average 49,209, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

A flying elephant and King William I share the same nickname, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eshialand's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Eshialand is ranked 149,239th in the world and 52nd in Esportiva for Most Stationary, with 164.21658240132 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 235thRudest Citizens: 247thHighest Crime Rates: 260thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 346thMost Armed: 352ndLargest Retail Industry: 456thFattest Citizens: 469thLargest Gambling Industry: 492ndMost Avoided: 559thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 591stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 613thMost Rebellious Youth: 799thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,048thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,095thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,263rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,450thMost Politically Free: 1,745thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,164thMost Inclusive: 3,340thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,736thNicest Citizens: 5,165thMost Cultured: 5,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,830thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,044thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,747thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,944thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,700thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,923rdHighest Economic Output: 11,077thMost Devout: 11,300thHighest Food Quality: 11,782ndLargest Mining Sector: 13,492ndTop
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Nudest: 16,741stMost Extreme: 23,700thMost Efficient Economies: 27,606thMost Pro-Market: 27,931stSmartest Citizens: 29,062ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,295th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eshialand, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Eshialand, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in Eshialand, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eshialand, a flying elephant and King William I share the same nickname.
  • : Following new legislation in Eshialand, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Eshialand, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
  • : Following new legislation in Eshialand, the comic book series 'King William I and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Eshialand, there's a mortuary next to every Eshian restaurant.
  • : Following new legislation in Eshialand, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
  • : Eshialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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