Population | 22.086 billion |
Capital | Belduryn |
Leader | Tel'rial Meradon |
Currency | ablis |
Animal | Sequoiadendron giganteum |
The Failed States of Ervarëa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tel'rial Meradon with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.086 billion Ervarëans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belduryn. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Ervarëan economy, worth an astonishing 13,394 trillion ablis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 606,490 ablis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,362,821 per year while the poor average 27,156, a ratio of 160 to 1.
Boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC's national animal is the Sequoiadendron giganteum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is ranked 22,184th in the world and 3rd in Meihua for Most Stationary, with 1,525.34682238852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
- : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
- : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
- : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
- : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
- : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
- : ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC's influence in Meihua rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
- : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.