by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,881stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,508th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Libertas et responsabilitas
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.107 billion

CapitalNew Lublin City
LeaderChancellor Artur Borkowski


The Federal Republic of Epilepsia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Artur Borkowski with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.107 billion Epilepsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lublin City. The average income tax rate is 49.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Epilepsian economy, worth 259 trillion liberos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,030 liberos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epilepsia's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Epilepsia is ranked 116,376th in the world and 72nd in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,525.27 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,881stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,508thLargest Retail Industry: 7,660thMost Pacifist: 7,751stHealthiest Citizens: 7,791stNicest Citizens: 8,478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,171stMost Developed: 11,413thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,521stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,029thMost Cultured: 13,837thMost Efficient Economies: 14,780thSmartest Citizens: 15,213thMost Inclusive: 15,438thMost Influential: 15,774thBest Weather: 16,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,131stMost Secular: 17,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,675thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,854thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,428thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,094thSafest: 22,250thHighest Average Incomes: 22,292ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,513thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,558thLowest Crime Rates: 22,886th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Epilepsia, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Epilepsia, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Epilepsia, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • : Following new legislation in Epilepsia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Epilepsia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Epilepsia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Epilepsia, parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Epilepsia, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
  • : Following new legislation in Epilepsia, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Epilepsia, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 10 » Sjevre, Kys Mes Shand, Libertian Communes, Eenieland, Sulasburg, Potenzia, Ainland, Wizlandia, Ekaterinburg, and Floopinstan.

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