Population | 6.637 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Python |
The Republic of Eogosousnarsew is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.637 billion Eogosousnarsewians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eogosousnarsewian economy, worth 985 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,492 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Python hunting institutions, and Eogosousnarsewian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eogosousnarsew's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Eogosousnarsew is ranked 102,729th in the world and 1,347th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0630683328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, Eogosousnarsewian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Python hunting institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, homophobia is off the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
- : Following new legislation in Eogosousnarsew, the well-to-do in Two are never on time for important appointments.