The Most Strange Republic of Emily Kane is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.194 billion Kanes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, International Aid, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.

The strong Emily Kane economy, worth 738 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,607 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,081 per year while the poor average 2,181, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Emily Kane's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emily Kane is ranked 73,159^th in the world and 22^nd in Xedas for Most Primitive, scoring -20 on the Scary Big Number Scale.