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Most Subsidized Industry: 215thLargest Black Market: 325thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 840th
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Emerson Lake and Palmer

Population25.343 billion

CapitalKarn Evil 9
LeaderKeith Emerson
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyBrain Salad Surgery
AnimalEmerson Organ

The Brain Salad Surgery of Emerson Lake and Palmer is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Keith Emerson with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.343 billion Emerson Lake and Palmerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karn Evil 9. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Emerson Lake and Palmerian economy, worth a remarkable 8,768 trillion Brain Salad Surgeries a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 345,990 Brain Salad Surgeries, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,526,162 per year while the poor average 49,154, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Emerson Lake and Palmer's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, the internal market is thriving, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is totally unknown. Emerson Lake and Palmer's national animal is the Emerson Organ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Emerson Lake and Palmer is ranked 1,539th in the world and 66th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,251.70561224 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 215thLargest Black Market: 325thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 840thMost Efficient Economies: 1,047thHighest Economic Output: 1,138thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,256thRudest Citizens: 1,537thMost Stationary: 1,539thHighest Average Incomes: 1,812thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,090thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,098thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,266thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,399thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,953rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,159thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,035thMost Inclusive: 4,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,468thSmartest Citizens: 4,843rdMost Cultured: 4,861stMost Developed: 5,050thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,317thLargest Governments: 5,875thHighest Food Quality: 5,945thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,120thNudest: 6,575thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,517thLargest Populations: 7,640thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,753rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,546thMost Influential: 11,104thMost Secular: 12,839thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 16,372ndMost Rebellious Youth: 16,603rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,933rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,962ndLargest Mining Sector: 19,137thMost Armed: 20,844th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 66th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 71st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 74th in the regionMost Secular: 77th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 80th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 83rd in the region

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