Population | 25.343 billion |
Capital | Karn Evil 9 |
Leader | Keith Emerson |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Brain Salad Surgery |
Animal | Emerson Organ |
The Brain Salad Surgery of Emerson Lake and Palmer is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Keith Emerson with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.343 billion Emerson Lake and Palmerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karn Evil 9. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Emerson Lake and Palmerian economy, worth a remarkable 8,768 trillion Brain Salad Surgeries a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 345,990 Brain Salad Surgeries, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,526,162 per year while the poor average 49,154, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.
Emerson Lake and Palmer's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, the internal market is thriving, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is totally unknown. Emerson Lake and Palmer's national animal is the Emerson Organ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Emerson Lake and Palmer is ranked 1,539th in the world and 66th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,251.70561224 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 11 million infected.
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 123 million infected.
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Emerson Lake and Palmer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.