The Republic of Elvano is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Corey with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.219 billion Elvanoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elvisium. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Elvanoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,163 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 234,676 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Elvano's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheran.

Elvano is ranked 91,668^th in the world and 2,317^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.95 law-abiding acts per hour.