The Republic of ElmoSnake Seven Spot Lady6ug is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.667 billion Parodies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong ElmoSnake Seven Spot Lady6ugian economy, worth 147 trillion Parodies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,232 Parodies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Last minute own-goals raise the suspicious eyebrows of sporting authorities, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ElmoSnake Seven Spot Lady6ug's national animal is the Parody, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ElmoSnake Seven Spot Lady6ug is ranked 178,859^th in the world and 1^st in Elmos Small World for Most Conservative, scoring 52 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.