by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,353rdMost Influential: 16,893rdMost Primitive: 18,835th
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Population1.93 billion

AnimalBig Bird

The Free Land of Elmito is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.93 billion Elmitoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Elmitoan economy, worth 67.2 trillion Sesames a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 34,824 Sesames, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, Elmitoans have replaced bears in a popular idiom, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elmito's national animal is the Big Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elmito is ranked 79,109th in the world and 54th in Union of Allied States for Rudest Citizens, with 57.31 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,353rdTop
Most Influential: 16,893rdMost Primitive: 18,835thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,732nd

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Chokoku, La Summa Malitia, Staine, American Thanelaw, South Waterford, and Leria.