The Empire of Elleron is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Deonysius Casterly with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.012 billion Elleronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitoria City. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elleronian economy, worth 247 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,774 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elleron's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Православное христианство.

Elleron is ranked 159,375^th in the world and 126^th in Covenant Shores for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,502.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.