The Constitutional Monarchy of Elayu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Juliet Rose I with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.901 billion Elayuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alayu City. The average income tax rate is 84.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Elayuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Alayus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,154 Alayus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Elayu's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elayu's national animal is the Salyu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roseism.

Elayu is ranked 9,458^th in the world and 537^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.1 law-abiding acts per hour.