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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,222ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,067th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Long live the Federation! Long Live Socialism!
Juan Rodríguez
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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El Rio De Juan

Population1.395 billion

CapitalHavana
LeaderJuan Rodríguez
FaithThe Catholic Church

CurrencyRio Mark
AnimalBlack Cat

The Federal Republic of El Rio De Juan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Juan Rodríguez with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 1.395 billion Juanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juanian economy, worth 177 trillion Rio Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,025 Rio Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, Juan Rodríguez's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Rio De Juan's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Catholic Church.

El Rio De Juan is ranked 15,749th in the world and 149th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,051.71 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,222ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,067thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,594thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,002ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,594thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,646thMost Influential: 11,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,172ndMost Developed: 11,211thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,370thMost Cultured: 11,697thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,677thMost Inclusive: 14,359thLargest Governments: 14,648thSmartest Citizens: 14,666thNicest Citizens: 15,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,374thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,749thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,811thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,904thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,477thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,619thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,779thMost Efficient Economies: 17,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,499thHighest Drug Use: 17,955thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,994thHighest Average Incomes: 20,829thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,953rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,977thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,135th
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Highest Drug Use: 63rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 107th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the region

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