The Theocracy of Eins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The cynical population of 27.008 billion Einsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Environment and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 13.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Einsian economy, worth 331 trillion Marks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 12,286 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Christianity has been named as Eins's national religion, and the eagle is a protected species. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eins's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eins is ranked 270,384^th in the world and 1^st in Hannover for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 13.33 Effective Tax Rate.