The Empire of Egg Ander is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eggus James with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.888 billion Eggs enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eggshington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Egg economy, worth 251 trillion Yolks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 133,263 Yolks, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, playing card suits are sold separately, and the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egg Ander's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eggoism.

Egg Ander is ranked 32,737^th in the world and 911^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 133,263.96 Standard Monetary Units.