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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 317thMost Influential: 553rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,844th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists Hell
In nonsense is strength
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.746 billion

CapitalNew Gallifrey
LeaderKilgore Trout


The Free Land of Egalico is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kilgore Trout with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.746 billion Egalicoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Egalicoan economy, worth 450 trillion groats a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,134 groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Kilgore Trout's questionably sane new coalition partners, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egalico's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Egalico is ranked 199,117th in the world and 8,727th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.64 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 317thMost Influential: 553rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,844thMost Secular: 1,998thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,092ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,103rdNicest Citizens: 2,536thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,634thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,779thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,856thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,126thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,335thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,336thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,522ndBest Weather: 4,572ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,596thMost Inclusive: 5,018thSafest: 5,487thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,748thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,927thMost Developed: 5,955thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,115thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,119thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,978thMost Cultured: 7,224thLowest Crime Rates: 7,861stSmartest Citizens: 8,232ndLargest Governments: 9,467thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,773rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,331stMost Efficient Economies: 18,306th
Largest Welfare Programs: 90th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 95th in the regionMost Secular: 95th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Pacifist: 130th in the regionNicest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 181st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 204th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 211th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 238th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 251st in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 275th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 282nd in the regionSafest: 296th in the regionMost Inclusive: 318th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 335th in the regionMost Developed: 357th in the regionMost Cultured: 365th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 370th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 386th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 469th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 471st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 744th in the regionMost Stationary: 768th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 775th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 793rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 871st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 883rd in the region

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