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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,959thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,447thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,183rd
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Eenieland

Population1.133 billion

CapitalT'ranah

CurrencyEenielandonian Dollar
AnimalUnicorn

The Commonwealth of Eenieland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.133 billion Eenielanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'ranah. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eenielandonian economy, worth 54.9 trillion Eenielandonian Dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,429 Eenielandonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eenieland's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eenieland is ranked 236,721st in the world and 127th in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -12.49 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,959thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,447thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,183rdBest Weather: 10,641stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,309thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,668thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 14,709thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,863rdNicest Citizens: 15,389thMost Pacifist: 16,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,863rdSafest: 19,698thMost Inclusive: 19,732ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,873rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,368th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eenieland, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Eenieland, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in Eenieland, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Eenieland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Eenieland, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in Eenieland, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
  • : Eenieland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Eenieland was endorsed by The Sultanate of Floopinstan.
  • : Eenieland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Piedmont Free State.
  • : Following new legislation in Eenieland, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.

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