The People's Republic of Eastern Valskovia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Feodor Alexandrov with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.029 billion Eastern Valskovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zavutsk. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eastern Valskovian economy, worth 872 trillion tschekovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 86,991 tschekovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Valskovia's national animal is the Trakehner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Valskovia is ranked 172,574^th in the world and 3,174^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 17.26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.