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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,413thHighest Crime Rates: 2,127thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,842nd
The Dominion of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Long live the Land!
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East Turzikstan

Population1.087 billion

CapitalTurzikstan City


The Dominion of East Turzikstan is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.087 billion Turziks are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turzikstan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient East Turzikstani economy, worth 122 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,247 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of East Turzikstan. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. East Turzikstan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

East Turzikstan is ranked 56,264th in the world and 80th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.18 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,413thHighest Crime Rates: 2,127thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,842ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,024thFattest Citizens: 4,077thMost Armed: 4,390thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,604thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,652ndMost Avoided: 5,949thLargest Retail Industry: 6,196thMost Influential: 6,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,738thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,095thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,452ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,357thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,971stTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,403rdHighest Drug Use: 19,768thMost Efficient Economies: 20,860th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the region

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