The Dominion of East Turzikstan is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.087 billion Turziks are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turzikstan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.
The frighteningly efficient East Turzikstani economy, worth 122 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,247 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of East Turzikstan. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. East Turzikstan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Turzikstan was endorsed by The Shadow Cult of Jocospor.
- : East Turzikstan was endorsed by The United Kingdoms of Codeia.
- : East Turzikstan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Minineenee".
- : East Turzikstan endorsed The Imperial Queendom of Regna Loreau.
- : East Turzikstan endorsed The Republic of Ridnez.
- : East Turzikstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : East Turzikstan was endorsed by The Free Land of Laffertty.
- : East Turzikstan was endorsed by East hearth.
- : Following new legislation in East Turzikstan, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of East Turzikstan.
- : Following new legislation in East Turzikstan, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
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