The RIP in Peace COIC of East Supple Lund is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Memeister Elwin Moose with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.846 billion East Supple Lundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,812 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 310,125 DogeCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International tensions are high as East Supple Lund threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Pepe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

East Supple Lund is ranked 218,152^nd in the world and 9,978^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 1.62 Atheism Rate.