The Memetastic Monstrosity of East Supple Lund is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Memeister Elwin Moose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.057 billion East Supple Lundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth a remarkable 2,350 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 333,019 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prime Memeister Elwin Moose can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the East Supple Lund Blood Tithe. Crime is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Pepe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

East Supple Lund is ranked 4,706^th in the world and 282^nd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,328.25 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.