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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,674thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,714thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,108th
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East New-Canada

Population22.082 billion

CapitalNew-Montréal

CurrencyPound Sterling
Animalsquirrel

The Commonwealth of East New-Canada is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.082 billion East New-Canadans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Montréal. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East New-Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 2,365 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,141 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East New-Canada's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East New-Canada is ranked 40,748th in the world and 393rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,105.8578339172 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,674thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,714thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,108thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,147thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,735thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,178thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,261stMost Cultured: 5,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,894thSafest: 6,478thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,949thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,105thBest Weather: 7,272ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,360thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,360thNicest Citizens: 8,196thMost Developed: 8,809thMost Pacifist: 9,553rdHighest Economic Output: 9,854thHighest Food Quality: 9,939thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,727thLargest Governments: 12,555thSmartest Citizens: 12,768thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,803rdLargest Populations: 13,051stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,634thTop
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Most Inclusive: 18,296thNudest: 18,820thMost Devout: 19,438thLowest Crime Rates: 19,582ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,965thMost Efficient Economies: 27,811th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 111th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 124th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 180th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 200th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 239th in the regionMost Cultured: 259th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 271st in the regionBest Weather: 368th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 373rd in the regionSafest: 377th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 381st in the regionMost Stationary: 393rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 405th in the regionLargest Populations: 423rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 427th in the regionMost Developed: 459th in the regionNicest Citizens: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 468th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 516th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 556th in the regionMost Pacifist: 559th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 584th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 615th in the regionLargest Governments: 698th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 698th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 732nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 739th in the regionNudest: 793rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 930th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

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