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Nudest: 2,404thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,801st
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
While the worst Are full of passionate intensity
Influence
Powerbroker
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

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Dya-Peaches

Population852 million

CurrencyPlatinum
AnimalDog

The Kingdom of Dya-Peaches is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 852 million Dya-Peachesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dya-Peachesian economy, worth 33.3 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,098 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, public nudity is compulsory, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, and vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dya-Peaches's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dya-Peaches is ranked 130,054th in the world and 4th in The West Coast for Most Primitive, scoring -71.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
5%
Nudest: 2,404thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 19,801st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dya-Peaches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Dya-Peaches, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Dya-Peaches, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies.
  • : Following new legislation in Dya-Peaches, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Dya-Peaches, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Dya-Peaches was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Dya-Peaches, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Dya-Peaches, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in Dya-Peaches, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Dya-Peaches, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".

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