The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dutchy with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.926 billion Dutchylandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,658 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 321,581 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing special about Dutchy, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 76^th in the world and 7^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 373.44 cheeks turned per day.