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Largest Welfare Programs: 33rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndSafest: 46th
The Mystical Isles of
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Population18.589 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.589 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,109 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 328,683 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food', and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 207,290th in the world and 9,156th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.9 Obesity Rate.

Largest Welfare Programs: 33rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndSafest: 46thMost Advanced Public Transport: 49thMost Pacifist: 56thMost Advanced Public Education: 57thHighest Average Tax Rates: 58thMost Developed: 61stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70thLongest Average Lifespans: 77thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90thLeast Corrupt Governments: 90thMost Beautiful Environments: 92ndLargest Governments: 93rdHealthiest Citizens: 98thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 99thMost Compassionate Citizens: 104thLowest Crime Rates: 126thNicest Citizens: 127thBest Weather: 154thMost Cultured: 183rdSmartest Citizens: 184thMost Subsidized Industry: 203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 246thMost Inclusive: 255thHighest Poor Incomes: 382ndMost Influential: 453rdMost Efficient Economies: 482ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 536thMost Secular: 577thLargest Publishing Industry: 707thMost Rebellious Youth: 994thHighest Economic Output: 1,241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,248thHighest Average Incomes: 1,452ndTop
Most Stationary: 3,814thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,838thLargest Populations: 7,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,795thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,536thMost Income Equality: 15,042nd
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Stationary: 86th in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 140th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 189th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 407th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 443rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 446th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 696th in the regionMost Politically Free: 823rd in the region

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