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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 613thMost Influential: 965thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,343rd
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Drupatine VII
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Drutopia Insomnia

Population3.245 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.245 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 666 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,348 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is worried about government policies any more, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and nobody expected the fruit inquisition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 241,985th in the world and 9,213th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 613thMost Influential: 965thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,587thLowest Crime Rates: 1,739thMost Secular: 1,961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,246thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,308thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,732ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,803rdLargest Governments: 3,111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,476thMost Developed: 4,554thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,634thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,850thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,765thHighest Average Incomes: 6,180thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,137thBest Weather: 7,509thSmartest Citizens: 7,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,229thLargest Black Market: 9,306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,688thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,042ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,328thMost Authoritarian: 15,680thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,615thMost Cultured: 18,921stHealthiest Citizens: 20,977th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Secular: 114th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 266th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 276th in the regionMost Developed: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 297th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 299th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 299th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 355th in the regionMost Influential: 359th in the regionLargest Black Market: 386th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 424th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 431st in the regionBest Weather: 435th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 505th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 523rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 528th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 657th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 677th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 691st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 704th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 708th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 803rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 910th in the region

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