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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 541stMost Influential: 892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,304th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Drupatine VII
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Drutopia Insomnia

Population2.061 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.061 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 432 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,688 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drutopia Insomnia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and Drupatine VII's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 7,007th in the world and 271st in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,273.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 541stMost Influential: 892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,304thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,657thMost Secular: 1,796thLowest Crime Rates: 1,931stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,190thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,225thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,080thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,275thLargest Governments: 3,300thMost Developed: 4,822ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,395thHighest Average Incomes: 5,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,643rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,007thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,206thSmartest Citizens: 8,145thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,583rdBest Weather: 8,657thLargest Black Market: 8,902ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,868thMost Authoritarian: 10,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,013thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,206thMost Efficient Economies: 13,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,257thMost Cultured: 17,522ndMost Conservative: 18,149thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,140thHealthiest Citizens: 22,145th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Secular: 97th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 261st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 284th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 295th in the regionMost Developed: 297th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306th in the regionMost Influential: 319th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 343rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 352nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 386th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 450th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 466th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 468th in the regionBest Weather: 480th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 500th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 503rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 540th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 571st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 572nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 664th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 695th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 718th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 719th in the regionMost Cultured: 884th in the regionMost Conservative: 987th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,017th in the region

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