The Pastafarian State of Drugged up Kitties is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trevor Lahey with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 9.995 billion Drugged up Kittiesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hemptopia. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Drugged up Kittiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion Marijuanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 194,014 Marijuanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Drugged up Kittiesian, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Trevor Lahey's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged up Kitties's national animal is the Stoned Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drugged up Kitties was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Trevor Lahey's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Drugged up Kitties was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Drugged up Kittiesian.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
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