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Most Secular: 668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 808thSafest: 911th
The Pastafarian State of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Get two birds stoned at once.
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Drugged up Kitties

Population9.995 billion

LeaderTrevor Lahey

AnimalStoned Kitty

The Pastafarian State of Drugged up Kitties is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trevor Lahey with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 9.995 billion Drugged up Kittiesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hemptopia. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drugged up Kittiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion Marijuanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 194,014 Marijuanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Drugged up Kittiesian, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Trevor Lahey's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged up Kitties's national animal is the Stoned Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Drugged up Kitties is ranked 8,670th in the world and 173rd in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,939 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Secular: 668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 808thSafest: 911thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 922ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,463rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,865thMost Avoided: 2,045thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,825thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,962ndFattest Citizens: 3,365thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,392ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,573rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,693rdMost Influential: 3,960thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,205thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,334thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,444thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,467thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,543rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,630thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,137thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,620thHighest Average Incomes: 7,369thLowest Crime Rates: 7,681stHighest Economic Output: 8,670thMost Inclusive: 8,802ndSmartest Citizens: 10,684thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,826thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,811thTop
Rudest Citizens: 11,966thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,080thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,928thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,459thMost Developed: 20,018thLargest Retail Industry: 20,778thLargest Governments: 21,019th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionFattest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 104th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 114th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 149th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 149th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 176th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 198th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 205th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 214th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 216th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 220th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 264th in the regionMost Inclusive: 316th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 321st in the regionLargest Populations: 332nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 361st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 390th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 397th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 404th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 475th in the regionMost Developed: 598th in the regionLargest Governments: 619th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 712th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 728th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 732nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drugged up Kitties was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Trevor Lahey's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Drugged up Kitties was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Drugged up Kittiesian.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 150 » Purple Hyacinth, Tepertopia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Brunier, Tsvetania, Amerion, Erinor, Lioniel, Ralphburg, Beepee, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, Drystar, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Kiasu-ism, Yeses, Pamela And Hepatitis, Aidenfieeld, Concrete Slab, Bawkie, Fighting Kawi Ninja, The Two Jerseys, Blondiesland, Greater Scottdascoda, Land Without Shrimp, Corgitopiaa, Auphelia, Holota, Marinho Islands, The naked people, Tsunamy, Si-topia, Jehenna, Direwolf1, United States of Mitch, Darakin, Libedistan, Iym Winterless, Kandorith, Treir, Shantuary, Nova Montron, Isokenzar, Euro Pacifica, Truskawkoland, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Stickmin Empire, Sanden, Western Fardelshufflestein, Canmore, and 100 others.Ceutalia, Mintynep, Berlana, Nowa Europa, Fasire, Kholdan, Rebel-topia, USNE2018, Seliyan progressive Islands, Bear Connors Paradiso, Holy Free, House Ahsanul, Crystal Creation, RestartAll, Shefino, Mapico, Volaworand, Antarctic Empires, Arvan Irawer, New Qafedemar, Soem, Sapientiano, Yellunstryer, Freavia, Andinla, Bleakfoot, North Kanuckistan, Freedoom, Centristvill, Wakandan Tribes, Westenhald, New Goldman, Amsterdam VIII, Belschaft, Ipugao, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Aumeltopia, PenguinPies, Unojo, Uvalor, Scu Greinne, Qvait, Herbert Island, Proctethia, Pax Dracon, Breizlovakia, Ebonhand, Ancient Slobovia, The United Expanse, Wehraboos, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Myness, Nova Kobol, Tughampton, West Pastafaria, Eternal Memedom, Xergiokia, Calistan, Anserisa, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Noire Denholm, Poopisiya, Doge Land, LadyRebels, Sandaoguo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Aurcania, North Catimestistrianes, Kaoia, Utondara, Coneiconia, Noimosini, JavaSiege, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Farengeto, Kaleidescooptopia, FreeFishers, Astiaveth, Rhetiaa, Agletgreenia, Beblahbleblo, Tierra del Rey Carlos, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Eastern Mekong, Solanosco, Galebland, Neazland, Seythennia, Danily, Esfalsa, Vicken, Nyxonia, The Kies, The American Anarchist Empire, New Sanet, Anatasha, United States of Belvaria, Northern Estrian Islands, and Osheiga.

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