The Guild of Noble Nannies of Dread Nanny Roberts is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.748 billion Nannies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The strong Dread Nanny Robertsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,735 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,145 per year while the poor average 2,403, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Dread Nanny Roberts's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dread Nanny Roberts is ranked 261,448^th in the world and 25^th in Taijitu for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.88 law-abiding acts per hour.