The Allied Prefectures of Draavida is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Politburo with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.974 billion Draavidians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owlore. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Draavidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,215 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, one can wake up in Draavida and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown. Draavida's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Draavida is ranked 176,929^th in the world and 1^st in Southern India for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 106.19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.