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Most Primitive: 3,582ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,618thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,589th
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Doyan Islands

Population697 million

CapitalTootano'ele

CurrencyMÓrgareita
AnimalDoyan Octopus

The Confederacy of Doyan Islands is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 697 million Doyan Islanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tootano'ele. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Doyani economy, worth 15.8 trillion MÓrgareitas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 22,730 MÓrgareitas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Doyan Islands's new capital. Crime is totally unknown. Doyan Islands's national animal is the Doyan Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Doyan Islands is ranked 198,402nd in the world and 449th in The Free Nations Region for Most Secular, with 11.94 Atheism Rate.

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Most Primitive: 3,582ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,618thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,589thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,925thBest Weather: 16,958thNicest Citizens: 17,258thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,539th
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Most Primitive: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Doyan Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Doyan Islands's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Doyan Islands changed its national capital to "Tootano'ele".
  • : Following new legislation in Doyan Islands, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Doyan Islands's new capital.
  • : Following new legislation in Doyan Islands, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Doyan Islands, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
  • : Following new legislation in Doyan Islands, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Doyan Islands, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Doyan Islands, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Doyan Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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