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Most Subsidized Industry: 278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 389thLargest Retail Industry: 437th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
The Door Shall Hold
Doorman
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Doormanster

Population19.209 billion

CapitalDoormanster Door Factory
LeaderDoorman
FaithDoor Worship

CurrencyDoors
AnimalDoormouse

The Kingdom of Doormanster is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doorman with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.209 billion Doormansterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doormanster Door Factory. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doormansterian economy, worth a remarkable 4,833 trillion Doors a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 251,614 Doors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", the number of children one can have is restricted by law, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doormanster's national animal is the Doormouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Door Worship.

Doormanster is ranked 10,672nd in the world and 1st in Norrland for Most Stationary, with 2,261.6894552956 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 389thLargest Retail Industry: 437thMost Corrupt Governments: 441stLargest Black Market: 610thLargest Mining Sector: 616thMost Ignorant Citizens: 938thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,200thMost Avoided: 1,211thFattest Citizens: 1,304thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,894thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,002ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,325thMost Efficient Economies: 2,819thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,152ndHighest Economic Output: 3,499thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,396thRudest Citizens: 4,812thHighest Average Incomes: 5,261stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,295thNudest: 6,376thMost Secular: 6,907thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,216thLargest Governments: 7,929thMost Stationary: 10,672ndMost Influential: 14,244thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,107thMost Armed: 16,679thLargest Populations: 17,680thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,036thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,851st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Doormanster, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Doormanster, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Doormanster, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Doormanster, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : Doormanster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Doormanster, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Doormanster, all weapon research has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Doormanster, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
  • : Following new legislation in Doormanster, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Doormanster, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.

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