Population | 19.209 billion |
Capital | Doormanster Door Factory |
Leader | Doorman |
Faith | Door Worship |
Currency | Doors |
Animal | Doormouse |
The Kingdom of Doormanster is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doorman with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.209 billion Doormansterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doormanster Door Factory. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Doormansterian economy, worth a remarkable 4,833 trillion Doors a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 251,614 Doors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", the number of children one can have is restricted by law, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doormanster's national animal is the Doormouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Door Worship.
Doormanster is ranked 10,672nd in the world and 1st in Norrland for Most Stationary, with 2,261.6894552956 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Doormanster, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Doormanster, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in Doormanster, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
- : Following new legislation in Doormanster, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
- : Doormanster was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Doormanster, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
- : Following new legislation in Doormanster, all weapon research has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Doormanster, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in Doormanster, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Doormanster, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.