The Zardozian Minions of Donnee is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Donnee with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.637 billion Donneeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grovel Prime. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Donneean economy, worth 280 trillion Bananas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 77,048 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and sweet-toothed Donneeans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy. Crime is well under control. Donnee's national animal is the Single-Celled Yellow Organism, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Zardozian Way.

Donnee is ranked 23,068^th in the world and 229^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 6,577.79 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.