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Largest Populations: 15,406thMost Income Equality: 17,680th
The Matriarchy of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Surely some revelation is at hand
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Very Good

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DogGroomer

Population20.717 billion

CapitalDogGroomer City
LeaderLeader

CurrencyLatinum
AnimalRattlesnake

The Matriarchy of DogGroomer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 20.717 billion DogGroomerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DogGroomer City. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish DogGroomerian economy, worth 437 trillion Latinums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,138 Latinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time DogGroomerian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DogGroomer's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DogGroomer is ranked 41,473rd in the world and 2nd in HC Metalurg for Most Stationary, with 1,074.999485611 days.

Top
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Largest Populations: 15,406thMost Income Equality: 17,680th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : DogGroomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : DogGroomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : DogGroomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : DogGroomer's influence in HC Metalurg fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : DogGroomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : DogGroomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : DogGroomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : DogGroomer's influence in HC Metalurg fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : DogGroomer's influence in HC Metalurg rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : DogGroomer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.

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