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Rudest Citizens: 2,368th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,638th Most Rebellious Youth: 7,075th
The Empire of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
Our Iron Will shall not bend
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Eminence Grise
Secretary of Cartography
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Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dniepersgrad

Population947 million

CapitalFürstanburg
LeaderKaiserin Amelia I

CurrencyMark
Animalchinchilla

The Empire of Dniepersgrad is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiserin Amelia I with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 947 million Dnieperians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fürstanburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dnieperian economy, worth 126 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 134,038 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Dnieperian Moonshine", a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime is well under control. Dniepersgrad's national animal is the chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dniepersgrad is ranked 16,784th in the world and 2nd in South Arctic Alliance Association for Most Inclusive, scoring 146.38 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,368thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,638thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,075thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,468thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,061stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,685thMost Developed: 12,998thMost Secular: 13,109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,093rdMost Armed: 15,014thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,311thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,620thMost Efficient Economies: 15,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,959thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,679thMost Inclusive: 16,784thHighest Average Incomes: 16,804thLargest Retail Industry: 16,957thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,438th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dniepersgrad, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Dniepersgrad, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Dniepersgrad, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Dniepersgrad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Dniepersgrad, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Dnieperian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Dniepersgrad, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Dniepersgrad, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Dniepersgrad, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Dniepersgrad, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment.
  • : Dniepersgrad was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".

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