The Republic of Djenland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Þorvarður Þorvarðsson with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.533 billion Djenlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hæðsjorborg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Djenlandian economy, worth 196 trillion Djenlandian Florints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,297 Djenlandian Florints, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Djenlandian politicians, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Djenland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Djenland is ranked 128,652^nd in the world and 195^th in NationStates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 862.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.