The Republic of Detoxin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by DySaJaEl with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 20.422 billion Toxers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DeDeton. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Detoxinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,242 trillion Patroits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,777 Patroits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detoxin's national animal is the Clazy Wazy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jobel.

Detoxin is ranked 285,498^th in the world and 10,774^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -18.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.