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Most Devout: 6,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,800thMost Inclusive: 12,419th
The United Emirate of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Alaqawya' Alaitihad
Pharaoh Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan
Influence
Enforcer
Founder / Emperor
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Derianloka

Population950 million

CapitalPalapa
LeaderPharaoh Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan

CurrencyDerian
AnimalBeast

The United Emirate of Derianloka is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Pharaoh Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and soft-spoken computers. The devout population of 950 million Romans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palapa. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Derianlokan economy, worth 105 trillion Derians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 111,101 Derians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derianloka's national animal is the Beast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Derianloka is ranked 168,783rd in the world and 5th in Imperium of Derian Pacific Universe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 448.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 6,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,800thMost Inclusive: 12,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,961stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,955thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,572ndHighest Food Quality: 17,077thMost Developed: 17,395thMost Patriotic: 17,892ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,907thMost Cultured: 19,259thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,066thMost Efficient Economies: 20,374thHealthiest Citizens: 21,040thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,777thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,855thLargest Governments: 24,102ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,101stLowest Crime Rates: 27,372nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Derianloka, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Derianloka, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Derianloka's influence in Imperium of Derian Pacific Universe fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in Derianloka, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Derianloka lodged a message on the Persatuan Negara Sosialis Kapitalis Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Derianloka, homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality.
  • : Derianloka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Derianloka, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Derianloka, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Derianloka lodged a message on the Persatuan Negara Sosialis Kapitalis Regional Message Board.

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