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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,395th
The Card Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Cards and Justice
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Squire
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Deretanistan

Population8.028 billion

Currencybank
Animaldolphin

The Card Colony of Deretanistan is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.028 billion Deretanistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Deretanistanian economy, worth 520 trillion banks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,830 banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deretanistan's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Deretanistan is ranked 191,177th in the world and 142nd in Komut Universe for Most Stationary, with 59.572357707 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the region

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