Population | 17.677 billion |
Capital | Khaletti |
Leader | Khagro Maloc |
Faith | Spirituality |
Currency | Bitcoin |
Animal | Goat |
The Kingdom of Demonvine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khagro Maloc with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.677 billion Demons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khaletti. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Demonvinean economy, worth a remarkable 7,261 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 410,764 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,911,033 per year while the poor average 19,346, a ratio of 150 to 1.
Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, Demons suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demonvine's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spirituality.
Demonvine is ranked 213,031st in the world and 1,647th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 34.56621398872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Demonvine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Demonvine, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in Demonvine, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Demonvine, Demons suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Demonvine's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Demonvine, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Demonvine, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Demons make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in Demonvine, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Demonvine, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
- : Following new legislation in Demonvine, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.