The United States of Demo Troplenia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Quinn Wigan with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.595 billion Demo Troplenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Demo Troplenian economy, worth 304 trillion cryptocredits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,455 cryptocredits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and fat-shaming is now public policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demo Troplenia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Demo Troplenia is ranked 236,213^th in the world and 8,882^nd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.