The Republic of Delawaria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bendela Ware with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.568 billion Delawarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old New Castle. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Delawarian economy, worth 636 trillion Credit Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 50,614 Credit Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delawaria's national animal is the Blue Hen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever you want it to be.

Delawaria is ranked 273,534^th in the world and 86^th in Rushmore for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.