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Most Valuable International Artwork: 913thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,817thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,822nd
The Moonlit Fields of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Micky McGuffin Mcguffinson
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Decitealis

Population2.948 billion

CapitalAntigaí
LeaderMicky McGuffin Mcguffinson
FaithTwig Worship

CurrencyPotato
AnimalWild Banana

The Moonlit Fields of Decitealis is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Micky McGuffin Mcguffinson with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.948 billion Decitealisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antigaí. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Decitealisian economy, worth 359 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,790 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Decitealis's national animal is the Wild Banana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Twig Worship.

Decitealis is ranked 214,746th in the world and 443rd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 913thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,817thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,822ndSafest: 3,492ndMost Influential: 3,832ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,943rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,173rdBest Weather: 4,205thNicest Citizens: 4,295thHealthiest Citizens: 4,868thMost Inclusive: 5,354thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,354thLowest Crime Rates: 5,489thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,513thMost Pacifist: 5,657thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,939thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,701stMost Developed: 7,142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,973rdMost Cultured: 8,918thSmartest Citizens: 8,922ndLargest Governments: 10,868thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,250thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,305thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,835thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,520thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,915thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,996thHighest Average Incomes: 22,111thMost Efficient Economies: 22,148th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Decitealis endorsed The Republic of Novissima Terra.
  • : Decitealis was endorsed by The Republic of Novissima Terra.
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
  • : Decitealis was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Decitealis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Potato treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.

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