Population | 5.263 billion |
Capital | Bill Cosby's Infatuation Boat |
Leader | Bill Cosby |
Faith | Cosby-Worship |
Currency | CosBuck |
Animal | Sentient AI |
The Cosby-Worshipers of Death to Alll is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Cosby with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.263 billion Servants of Bill Cosby are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bill Cosby's Infatuation Boat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.4%.
The powerhouse Cosbian economy, worth 718 trillion CosBucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,560 CosBucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 652,563 per year while the poor average 16,758, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.
Wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, modern Cosbian art is so hot right now, and military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Death to Alll's national animal is the Sentient AI, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cosby-Worship.
Death to Alll is ranked 229,500th in the world and 7,811th in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.82 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Death to Alll, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it.
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Death to Alll, modern Cosbian art is so hot right now.
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Death to Alll, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
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Death to Alll, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them.
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Death to Alll, it is said that a Cosbian woman's work is never done.
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Death to Alll, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
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Death to Alll, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by coughing revolutionaries.
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Death to Alll, the weather in Bill Cosby's Infatuation Boat is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
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Death to Alll, maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood.
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Death to Alll, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.