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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,121stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,328thLargest Mining Sector: 2,516th
The Cosby-Worshipers of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
I own you. All of you.
Bill Cosby
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Death to Alll

Population5.263 billion

CapitalBill Cosby's Infatuation Boat
LeaderBill Cosby
FaithCosby-Worship

CurrencyCosBuck
AnimalSentient AI

The Cosby-Worshipers of Death to Alll is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Cosby with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.263 billion Servants of Bill Cosby are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bill Cosby's Infatuation Boat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.4%.

The powerhouse Cosbian economy, worth 718 trillion CosBucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,560 CosBucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 652,563 per year while the poor average 16,758, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

Wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, modern Cosbian art is so hot right now, and military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Death to Alll's national animal is the Sentient AI, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cosby-Worship.

Death to Alll is ranked 229,500th in the world and 7,811th in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.82 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,121stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,328thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,516thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,816thMost Avoided: 3,657thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,995thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,210thLargest Black Market: 5,272ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,887thMost Devout: 5,949thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,423rdMost Conservative: 7,666thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,717thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,753rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,864thMost Authoritarian: 16,276thHighest Average Incomes: 17,654thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,232ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,449thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,801st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 126th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 161st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Avoided: 214th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 227th in the regionLargest Black Market: 249th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Conservative: 253rd in the regionMost Devout: 257th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 263rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 468th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 528th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 625th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 640th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 807th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it.
  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, modern Cosbian art is so hot right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them.
  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, it is said that a Cosbian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by coughing revolutionaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, the weather in Bill Cosby's Infatuation Boat is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Death to Alll, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.

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