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Most Pacifist: 1,048thBest Weather: 1,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,299th
The Matriarchy of
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Honey Badger Don't Care, But We Do
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Dawnonia

Population16.392 billion

CapitalSolitude
LeaderKathryn Janeway

CurrencyDawnon
AnimalHoney Badger

The Matriarchy of Dawnonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kathryn Janeway with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.392 billion Dawnonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitude. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Dawnonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion Dawnons a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,015 Dawnons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A degree in Kathryn Janeway Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dawnonia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dawnonia is ranked 244,122nd in the world and 307th in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Pacifist: 1,048thBest Weather: 1,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,299thNicest Citizens: 1,322ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,396thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,443rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,515thSafest: 1,758thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,784thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,290thHealthiest Citizens: 2,439thTop
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Most Influential: 2,819thLargest Governments: 2,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,241stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,292ndSmartest Citizens: 3,442ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,467thMost Cultured: 3,669thMost Stationary: 3,675thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,332ndMost Inclusive: 4,990thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,167thHighest Economic Output: 10,789thTop
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Largest Populations: 13,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,774thMost Secular: 19,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,527th
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Best Weather: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, a degree in Kathryn Janeway Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Dawnonia was endorsed by The Empire of Tassalvia.
  • : Dawnonia was endorsed by The Exiled Immortal Empire of Oblitus Terras.
  • : Dawnonia lost the endorsement of The People's Republic of Western Howell.
  • : Dawnonia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Western Howell.
  • : Dawnonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions.

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