|Capital||Syèj nan anachi|
|Leader||The General Assembly|
The Red Communes of Das Pardgulew is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The General Assembly with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.102 billion Das Pardgulewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syèj nan anachi. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Das Pardgulewian economy, worth 213 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 101,415 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown. Das Pardgulew's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Das Pardgulew was endorsed by The Federal Socialist Republic of Asturies-Llion.
- : Das Pardgulew was endorsed by The United Celtic Communes of South Glesga.
- : Das Pardgulew was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Depro.
- : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Das Pardgulew's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Das Pardgulew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Das Pardgulew was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Republic of Braz.
- : Das Pardgulew was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Caspersland.
- : Das Pardgulew was endorsed by The People's Republic of Shanghai Commune.
Endorsements Received: 69 » Nangka, Dyl, Antinios, Super Awesome Fun Times, Anarchocommunists of the World, Soviet Catgirls, Claiomha, Silverfish37, Rorlenland, Grod Island, Llorens, Slackertown, Kaamapoori, Sincadenas, Argentigrad, Ghillemear, Gensokyo Alter, Picuros, Green Green World, Idontknowium, Helionyx, Los Estados Socialistas del Cono Sur, Yythria, Temiscira, Ezmwalia, Rigaloria, Wagrurg, Eskhaton, Ephros, Sauros, Transcommunist Republics, New Soviet Norway, New Samon, Yuu-nyan, Therronja, Khoridan, Shermani, Yoodong, Bibliothique, Mexican Communists, Coung Komands, Smoothie Magic, Creatrix, Agatep, Zedsix, Lisle, Zaratov, Pissing Yourself, Fizzopolis, Athenianous, and 19 others.Alans Land, Harrada, Banbanus, Podria, Vesmeau, Necrozia, Spmglandia, Old Corus, Kongoland, United Socialist Republics of LAN, Greater Kralltopia, Martilliopen, Henchikurin, Shanghai Commune, Caspersland, Republic of Braz, Depro, South Glesga, and Asturies-Llion.