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Das Pardgulew

Population2.102 billion

CapitalSyj nan anachi
LeaderThe General Assembly


The Red Communes of Das Pardgulew is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The General Assembly with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.102 billion Das Pardgulewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syj nan anachi. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Das Pardgulewian economy, worth 213 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 101,415 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown. Das Pardgulew's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Das Pardgulew is ranked 239,432nd in the world and 436th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 27.19 Whatever.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,973rdTop
Most Pacifist: 3,051stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,130thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,630thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,179thNicest Citizens: 5,385thMost Influential: 6,070thSafest: 6,519thMost Inclusive: 6,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,552ndMost Secular: 9,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,943rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,215thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,903rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,189thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,390thBest Weather: 12,758thSmartest Citizens: 12,787thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,720thHealthiest Citizens: 15,048thLargest Governments: 15,728thMost Income Equality: 16,160thMost Cultured: 16,836thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,812thLowest Crime Rates: 17,950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,564thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,317thMost Developed: 22,424th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the region

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