by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,142nd Highest Drug Use: 2,494th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,408th
The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of
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Population6.686 billion

LeaderScian kul Kroning


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scian kul Kroning with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.686 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 604 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 14,298th in the world and 822nd in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 154.83 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,142ndHighest Drug Use: 2,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,408thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,202ndMost Influential: 6,065thMost Politically Free: 6,194thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,863rdNudest: 7,251stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,447thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,514thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,966thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,238thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,306thNicest Citizens: 10,693rdMost Cultured: 10,749thBest Weather: 11,323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,035thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,606thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,675thMost Inclusive: 14,298thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,650thMost Pacifist: 15,092ndLargest Governments: 15,194thSmartest Citizens: 15,536thSafest: 16,456th
Highest Drug Use: 60th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionMost Politically Free: 141st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 198th in the regionNudest: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 265th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 309th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 353rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 406th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 433rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 498th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 517th in the regionMost Cultured: 518th in the regionNicest Citizens: 591st in the regionLargest Populations: 610th in the regionBest Weather: 631st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 661st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 678th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 682nd in the regionLargest Governments: 714th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 745th in the regionMost Pacifist: 796th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 806th in the regionMost Inclusive: 822nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 849th in the regionSafest: 875th in the region

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