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Most Valuable International Artwork: 990thHighest Drug Use: 2,583rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,337th
The Holy Violet Fluff Infection of
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Population9.192 billion

LeaderZephyr kul Sanguine


The Holy Violet Fluff Infection of Darcania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zephyr kul Sanguine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.192 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 826 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,929 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 167,142nd in the world and 1st in floof for Fattest Citizens, with 8.41 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 990thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,583rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,337thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,963rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,062ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,700thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,969thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,620thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,172ndNudest: 9,311thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,333rdTop
Most Cultured: 10,608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,710thBest Weather: 10,890thNicest Citizens: 11,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,393rdMost Politically Free: 14,250thMost Pacifist: 14,271stMost Inclusive: 15,143rdSmartest Citizens: 15,590thLargest Governments: 15,749thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,174thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,651stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,944thSafest: 18,571stHighest Economic Output: 20,617th

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