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Highest Drug Use: 2,440th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,622nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,433rd
The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of
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Population6.309 billion

LeaderScian kul Kroning


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Scian kul Kroning with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.309 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 570 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 166,518th in the world and 8,793rd in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 45.25 Workforce Participation Rate.

Highest Drug Use: 2,440thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,622ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,745thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,291stMost Politically Free: 6,088thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,537thNudest: 6,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,032ndMost Influential: 7,358thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,618thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,388thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,417thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,011thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,326thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,703rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,478thNicest Citizens: 10,631stMost Cultured: 10,837thBest Weather: 11,618thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,402ndMost Inclusive: 14,205thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,477thLargest Governments: 15,050thMost Pacifist: 15,066thSmartest Citizens: 15,258thSafest: 16,063rd
Highest Drug Use: 60th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 134th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 203rd in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 268th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 312th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 366th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 398th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 413th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 424th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 439th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 518th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 524th in the regionMost Cultured: 540th in the regionNicest Citizens: 586th in the regionLargest Populations: 620th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 634th in the regionBest Weather: 655th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 684th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 686th in the regionLargest Governments: 718th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 754th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 815th in the regionMost Pacifist: 816th in the regionMost Inclusive: 829th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 847th in the regionSafest: 900th in the region

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