The Peaceful Easy Feeling of Dar es Saalam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.707 billion Lamis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodoma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dar es Saalamian economy, worth a remarkable 4,585 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 274,471 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 903,055 per year while the poor average 62,510, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Dar es Saalamian satellites can detect it, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Dar es Saalamian citizenship in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dar es Saalam's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicsm.

Dar es Saalam is ranked 211,507^th in the world and 9,576^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -182.09 on the Hayek Index.