by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,465thLargest Mining Sector: 11,049thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,924th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Green is best!
Deputy Minister of RP
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population340 million

CapitalDa Camp


The Federation of DA WAAAAGH is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 340 million Freebootas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Da Camp. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DA WAAAAGH economy, worth 31.6 trillion Teefs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 92,981 Teefs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into DA WAAAAGH, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. DA WAAAAGH's national animal is the Squig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DA WAAAAGH is ranked 198,651st in the world and 143rd in Kavonia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,465thLargest Mining Sector: 11,049thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,111thTop
Most Armed: 14,605thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,374thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,874thMost Cultured: 18,721stMost Patriotic: 22,052ndMost Devout: 22,366thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,812thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,620thMost Developed: 27,336thMost Efficient Economies: 27,340th
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the region

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