The Federation of Czechoslovak Hungarian Union is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 195 million Unioners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Unionist economy, worth 10.2 trillion Korints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,060 Korints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czechoslovak Hungarian Union's national animal is the Turul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechoslovak Hungarian Union is ranked 77,986^th in the world and 1^st in Graveyard for Smartest Citizens, with 38.51 quips per hour.